APOSTATE PRESS TOUR

My PR team and I worked hard on this interview, so for the ten or less people who see this—and the five or less people who read it—thank you.

It’s not often I’m approached by a mainstream company, even though this company was . . . well, I’ll just say it was a bit unprofessional, and many of their practices I found unnecessary. The boom operator kept eating food from my fridge, and another guy (a producer? I’m not sure) started watching a movie on the couch, that was quite distracting, especially since it was a Neil Breen movie (if you know, you know).

As Nigel asked me in the interview, “Why waste your time with trying to market yourself when no one will see it?” My answer always remains the same: “Because I can.”

(Wait, what do you mean that wasn’t my answer? Ohhh, you’re right. Well, thanks for looking out for me, I guess. I appreciate you.)